On this page you can find out the rules of being in a pop band as told by Jake Rosch.
He has many more but only tells us them a few at a time.
1)
You have to have dark hair. (Greased or combed forward.)
2) Round sunglasses.
3) Wide collared shirt made of a strange material.
4) Wear wingtips, happy strange shoes, or no shoes at all.
5) Use words like baby, yea, and cool in every sentance.