Fourscore and four years ago minus fourscore years, well, 1994; there was this feller name 'a Jason who was in dern near every elective class that I took in that there "Junior High". Well, as the story goes, he was a in this here punk rock band a name 'a Rubber Mushroom, or was it Cheezlog? I plum forgot. Aw, shucks, the years ain't been good on the ol' mem'ry ya know. As it happens, that there "pumk rock trio" broke up in 1995, and Jason was jest 'a itchin' to start a new band. Now, I forgot to say it, but Jason, beein' the smart feller that he is, knew that I played a mean bass guitar, and he came right out an asked me if I would up and play for him. Well now, Jason was a smart one, but what he didn't know was that I had jest switched to one o' them spankin' new 'lectric guitars. So I says to him, "Now son, I cain't play no bass fer ya, but I reckon I could up and play this here fancy 'lectric guitar!" Jason, (beein' the polite feller he is) says to me, "Sorry now, but we allaready gots ourselves two of the finest guitar players in the county: Ambient Joel, and Adam Evans." Well, for those 'a you who know the story, you know what happened, but for those 'a you who don't, I'm gonna tell ya. About a week an a half later, Mr. Evans was gone from the group. Round about five months later, that there Ambient Joel, was up an' kicked out too.  After I turned down the bass job, Jason picked up a complete unknown, a rascal a name 'a Kleinman, JT Kleinman. He, as the story goes, brought in his kid brother, Randall. I'd hafta say 'bout a year an a half later, them varmints, MoY had done been tuckered out with the music business. That is until Justin an Jason up an' discovered what them "ejukated peeple" call Cheesy Pop! Now, we's finally up to the present, 3 years later, and I finally gets my chance to be in a fine music playing group with Jason.

"Everything's happy in Half an Hour from the Airport land, don't ruin it for the rest of us!" -Me (circa 1998 AD)

"So, you're a vegetabletarian, right?" -Jake Rosch (circa 1998)

Likes: Wally Pleasant, Cake (the band), Red hair, Tea, Weezer

Dislikes: Coffee, "Theatre people," Meat (not the person)

Favorite Movies: Dead man, Planet of the Apers series, Star Wars Trilogy

Superhero Powers: Maniacal driving ability, Thunderball

Superhero Weaknesses: Girls, Poor Vision